khiemtran | Gloria in JB hifi...

Scene: JB Hifi, Saturday morning. A dear old lady and a younger lady who might have been her daughter are poring over the classical music section. Enter Khiem and Liem bearing a cheap dvd player that they have just chosen to replace their last Wiggles-playing machine. Khiem flicks quickly through Mozart section, spots CD he's been looking for.

Younger Lady: Perhaps we could ask at the counter...
Dear Old Lady: It's no good, they'll need to know the catalogue number and we wouldn't know that.
YL: Maybe it's under here...
Khiem: What are you looking for?
YL & DOL: Vivaldi's Gloria.
YL: She finds all the good music for me to listen to.
K: You've already looked in the Vivaldi section, I suppose? Hmm. Naxos will have it...

Khiem scans quickly through Naxos titles on top shelf, then checks the secret stash of Naxos cds stacked below the display case.

DOL: I've been studying music for fifty years. If I can't find it, you won't...
K: Here it is!
DOL: Well, I never!

Khiem and Liem exit stage right, as mysteriously as they had come. In the background:

DOL: Oh, they've put it with Bach's Magnificat. You won't like the Magnificat...