I've been swimming in the hotel pool every morning since I got here. It's actually quite an impressive pool, complete with flashing LED artwork in ceiling, artistic pillars and (like everywhere else in this hotel, huge windows). The funny thing is, apart from the very first morning, I've never seen anyone else in the pool. It's a bit hard to shake off the nagging suspicion that I'm swimming in some millionaire's private pool, or that at any moment giant shutters might close and a disembodied voice announces "Release the sharks!"