Coffee and light comedy
Mar. 8th, 2009 10:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
khiemtranScene: a local cafe
Customer: And what do you have that's vegetarian?
Man behind counter: (looks at almost empty display cabinet) The only thing I have is this ... tuna panini!
Customer: (looks at him). Well, it's a good thing I'm not a vegetarian, because this isn't either!
Man: (feigns shock): It isn't?!!!
Customer: No. It has tuna in it.
(I haven't been in this cafe before, but I think it's a winner. Not only do they know their coffee, but there was a similar stream of banter with every single customer who walked in.)
Customer: And what do you have that's vegetarian?
Man behind counter: (looks at almost empty display cabinet) The only thing I have is this ... tuna panini!
Customer: (looks at him). Well, it's a good thing I'm not a vegetarian, because this isn't either!
Man: (feigns shock): It isn't?!!!
Customer: No. It has tuna in it.
(I haven't been in this cafe before, but I think it's a winner. Not only do they know their coffee, but there was a similar stream of banter with every single customer who walked in.)
