Who the heck brings a knife to a wedding?

[khiemtran]

From today's smh:

TODAY'S TOP 10 ARTICLES
1. $150 million battle to keep The Secret
2. War of the worlds on Bondi Beach
3. Agent Orange town
4. Three stabbed during wedding brawl
5. How a con man hit Jeff for $500,000
6. Six stabbed in wedding brawls
7. Wedding bells ring for Queen's grandson
8. Child porn seized at weekend market
9. KKK people threatened us: Aborigines
10. Rudd knocks back pleas for inquiry into Brethren

Granted, the "six" stabbed in article 6 includes the "three" in article 4, but still...

Comments

[shana.livejournal.com]

Every wedding I've been at, the caterers bring the knives...

[khiemtran.livejournal.com]

Well, that's it then! It was The Caterer, in The Ballroom, with The Cakeknife.